“Hey!  I know you!”

“You’re home!”

“What did you bring me today?”

“‘Nothing.’  Oh Daddy…that’s so funny.”

“No really.  What did you get me?”

“You…you’re not kidding.”

“Oh.”

“I see.”

“Well.   I guess I don’t need anything…”

“It’s not like I’m important, or anything…”

“I guess it’s just you and me, Roger.”

“No. no…  I’m not angry.”

“*thppppth*”

j.s.

[And yes, once again all of these were taken over the span of roughly 20 seconds.]